Older than Jesus.The title of this post is my new age in Roman numerals: 34. Yes, today is my birthday and I’m shocked to discover that if I were to write my bio in Latin, my age looks like pornography and intravenous drug use rolled into one – make that 1 x 34.

Bio: Daedalus est a praeditus XXXIV annus vetus scriptor.

What am I complaining about? I should feel lucky to turn 34 – a lot of people don’t. For that matter, a lot of people do who shouldn’t. I just slipped by and I’m glad I did. This year, I’ll try to make you glad I did too.

The best way to make people glad you were born is to have your birthday turned into a national holiday, which federally mandates a day off. So, please, go and celebrate Daedalus Howell Day, enjoy a spin of the globe on me – you deserve it, especially those of you kind enough to have sent birthday greetings. Much thanks!

Cheers,
DH

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  1. Congratulations, sir. You have officially outlived Jesus. Suck on THAT, Son of God.

  2. Congratulations, sir. You have officially outlived Jesus. Suck on THAT, Son of God.

  3. Danka, Mr. Spitznagel. Thusly inspired, I riff on this notion a bit in the forthcoming Nomaville. Cheers, DH

  4. Happy birthday, old bean.

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