Tag: All the news that fits

  • All the news that fits

    Occasionally, news stories slip through the cracks in our editorial edifice. Fortunately, nothing gets by your intrepid Nomaville-based reporter. Zoologists have announced that a creature captured in the Pacific Northwest of North America is not the fabled Sasquatch as first thought, but rather Ian Billings, a rock guitarist thought to have perished following complications from…