FAQ

Q. Is “Daedalus” your real name?

A. Yes. It is my legal name, nicked from author James Joyce’s character “Stephen Dedalus” from A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man and Ulysses by my parents who were studying English literature at the time. I pronounce it DAY-de-lus.

Q. What does a “Lifestyle Ambassador” actually do?

A. Click around this site and it will soon become apparent, young padawan.

Q. Are you always so condescending?

A. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to call you a “padawan.” I meant sycophant.

Q. Seriously…?

A. No, I was trying to be witty, but it came off a bit snarky.

Q. A bit…?

A. You’re right – totally snarky, but you picked up on the self-parody too, right?

Q. Sure, but if you’re going to deconstruct your media persona, you might consider being a little more polite. I mean, the whole exercise is already pretty trying (yawn).

A. Was that a real yawn or a meta-yawn?

Q. Does it matter?

A. Point taken. I guess I’m the padawan now.

Q. No, you’re the sycophant.

A. Ba-dump-bump.