June 2008

Witch glitch

June 26, 2008

Your intrepid reporter submits the following dispatch from Nomaville, but makes no claim for its accuracy, veracity or agenda. – DH The three witches of Shakespeare’s MacBeth have gotten back together and are currently on tour. The wicked sisters, known for their prophecy that the Scottish play’s titular character would get his comeuppance, have reunited [...]

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All the news that fits

June 22, 2008

Occasionally, news stories slip through the cracks in our editorial edifice. Fortunately, nothing gets by your intrepid Nomaville-based reporter. Zoologists have announced that a creature captured in the Pacific Northwest of North America is not the fabled Sasquatch as first thought, but rather Ian Billings, a rock guitarist thought to have perished following complications from [...]

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Entitled

June 21, 2008

And so Saturday night, following the GunBun screening of “National Lampoon’s Vacation,” I found myself at the Fig, worked up into such a lather that I insisted on having three-time Sunnys Award-winning bartender Mark O’Donnell spike my pintos of Anchor Steam with a splash of Worcestershire sauce (as a means of “keeping the tourists on [...]

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The Telemarketer Always Rings Thrice

June 3, 2008

Every so often I feel compelled to enumerate the reasons why I’m going to hell. Chief among them is the rather tawdry period of my professional life sandwiched between paperboy and newspaperman… My name is Daedalus Howell and I was a teenage telemarketer.

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