December 2004

The Arms & Legs Live at the Phoenix Theater

December 29, 2004

After two days confined to the musty enclaves of Roger “The Raj” Tschann’s Grizzly Bear studios, your favorite anatomically-correct rock band, The Arms & Legs, has emerged head first with its first record. The yet-to-be-titled release (send your suggestions to [email protected]) represents the cumulative efforts of Orion Letizi, Abraham Levy and myself (on guitar, drums [...]

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Sidekick Services Agreement

December 24, 2004

Below is your revised special services agreement as my personal sidekick. Several additions and/or adjustments have been made to address issues that arose during the past few weeks, or more pointedly, after your embarrassing crying jag at Han’s annual winter social. Accept it, that thing on your neck was a pimple and it was hideous. [...]

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Look-Alike Contest

December 20, 2004

Are you a Daedalus Howell look-alike? Does your rakish mien skew Mediterranean? Can your timeless charm be attributed to an aquiline nose? Do you wear a 44 Long Suit and size 11 shoes with no distinguishing marks, scars or tattoos? Dental records out of date? Never been fingerprinted? If you match the criteria above, send [...]

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Blake Replies

December 16, 2004

Read yesterday’s to follow today’s… FROM BLAKE: Attn. Daedalus (if that indeed is your real name) – Poor sir, you’re a fool. This search for yourself in the eyes of women is dull and ordinary. Moreover, the identity motif in your slipshod reportage is not only trite but telling. No wonder you haven’t made any [...]

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