December, 2004
Archive

  • December 29, 2004 • Culture Dept.

    The Arms & Legs Live at the Phoenix Theater

    After two days confined to the musty enclaves of Roger “The Raj” Tschann’s Grizzly Bear studios, your favorite anatomically-correct rock band, The Arms & Legs, has emerged head first with its first record. The...

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  • December 24, 2004 • Culture Dept.

    Sidekick Services Agreement

    Below is your revised special services agreement as my personal sidekick. Several additions and/or adjustments have been made to address issues that arose during the past few weeks, or more pointedly, after your embarrassing crying jag at...

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  • December 20, 2004 • Culture Dept.

    Look-Alike Contest

    Are you a Daedalus Howell look-alike? Does your rakish mien skew Mediterranean? Can your timeless charm be attributed to an aquiline nose? Do you wear a 44 Long Suit and size 11 shoes with no distinguishing marks, scars or tattoos? Dental...

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